I recently checked out Airul Ahmad's post on the companies that is supporting the Israel zionism and that we should take a step in stopping to use their products, and when I looked at the food products in support of these zionist, I thought to myself,
It's the most epic high five fail ever to be immortalized on video tape. Displaying his usual complete disregard for anything going on outside the Seacrest Universe, Ryan Seacrest congratulated Scott Macintyre, a blind contestant on last Wednesday's American Idol, by holding his hand in front of the guy's face. Finally realizing the guy was clueless to his gesture, an embarrassed Seacrest grabbed Macintyre's hand (the one not holding the long, white cane for the blind), and had to explain to the guy what he wanted him to do. While cameras rolled and Scott's family looking on.
None of this would have been so off-the-charts on the Unintentional Comedy Scale, except the show promoted Macintyre the entire show, and did a several minute piece on the guy's life. So it's not like Macintyre's blindness caught Seacrest by surprise. An instant classic.
Ever wondered why superheroes only ever get useful superpowers? Superuseless Superpowers is a hilarious blog of superpowers that wouldn’t save even the most boring of days. Seen here, the ability to fly, but only when in an aeroplane:Our favourite so far has to be 'Achieving 99% Opacity, a.k.a The Slightly Invisible Man'. Oh, what we would give to be able to become very marginally translucent at will!
Break out the sheets of acid.
Just a week after confirming their first tour in five years, the reunited Dead are booked to rock the Mid-Atlantic Inaugural Ball in Washington, D.C. on January 20th. “A DJ will open up — it’s a long, strange trip!,” Mickey Hart jokes to Rolling Stone (the DJ in question is celeb spinner DJ Cassidy). “[Barack Obama] picked us specifically,” he adds, “so it was quite an honor. There was a short list and we made the cut.”
As for the most important question — can the band jam at the ball? — Hart is dubious: “It’s pretty tight, about an hour set. When you play these kinds of things you say, ‘How can I be of service?’ The entertainment committee makes it so that it fits into their huge schedule.”
Another pitfall of political rocking: a background check. “It gave me pause when I had to get a security clearance to play a gig!” Hart says. So did they get past the security scan? “Oh, yeah, we don’t look so bad on paper. It’s not as bad as you might think.”
As you know, the Illinois House voted to impeach Rod Blagojeich. I always get his name right!. (Bla-goi-e-vich). They voted 114-1. Yeah. Shows you how cocky this guy is, he's now asking for a recount. 114-1 huh? How many votes does he expect to be incorrect? I bet not even half. HEHE :D. Yeah. Says he could beat it on the recount. I heard its cold in Illinois? Yeah! Here’s how cold it is. It is so cold in the Midwest, out there in Chicago, Governor Blagojevich had to put the ear flaps down on his hair.
President Bush had his final press conference yesterday, and it went pretty well. NO SHOES WERE THROWN. After eight years, it is kind of sad (not really) that President Bush had his final press conference. And you know what that means for me and other late night comedy shows or parodies. We’re going to have to start making fun of some other guy.
looooooooook, his 47 minutes of his last press conference which I expect nobody to watch the whole of it. So emotional.
I was watchin' American Idol Season 8 Auditions last night and I'm very impressed with the new and fourth judge, Kara DioGuardi. A very DEMI LOVATO look-a-like. As always the audition contains some eccentric people. For example, THE BIKINI GIRL (KATRINA DARRELL) *Click this link to watch the video on YouTube* (40,000 views in just 2 days!). You can even hear Kara say "Hold on a minute b*tch" at 3:06. Since wearing a bikini to audition, it easily made Simon and Randy said 'YES' while the two other female judges debated against their decision. I think Kara DioGuardi reacted with jealously and unprofessionally to this girl. Seriously, she has a great voice and not looking for 5 minutes of attention on international television. HEHE :D
I found this YouTube video of Michael Gurr, who auditioned for American Idol seaon 8 just recently.
Finally, a comercial that tells the truth...
