The latest results from ATP Tennis World Tour Champion is very disappointing for me. I see Rafael Nadal, the player which I mostly dont want to win this championship, in the first position and my favourite tennis player Novak Djokovic in the third position.
In the hopes of protecting our gilled friends, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has launched a new campaign to "Save the Sea Kittens". In other words, they are also trying to give fish a cute new name: the sea kitten.
The real question here is, how do you feel about calling these swimmers "sea kittens" instead of just plain old "fish"?
A very historic day down in Washington because five living presidents had lunch together. George Herbert Walker Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all at the White House, all having lunch. What a day. And while this was going on, John McCain was at Applebee's blowing on his soup. I understand the lunch went well. Only three shoes thrown. George Bush picked up the check. Bill Clinton picked up the waitress. The Presidents' had lunch in a private room without reporters or press, but most managed to ease drop through the door.
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents' Lunch
1. Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore.
2. If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday.
3. Laura! More Mountain Dew!
4. You guys wanna see, 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?
5. Call the nurse -- George swallowed a napkin ring!
6. Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!
7. Kissey kissey.
8. Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt.
9. Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?
10. I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full
Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of cabinet positions. And today he announced that he wants the surgeon general to be TV Dr. Sanjay Gupta. ISN'T THAT THE KID FROM 'AMERICAN IDOL'?
As you know, Governor Blagojevich is in trouble for allegedly trying to sell the Senate seat vacated by Barack Obama. And in an interview today, Blagojevich said ... 'If what I've done is impeachable, then I'm on the wrong planet.' That's what he said. Yeah, yeah. That would explain the Klingon helmet hair.
Choice numero uno..
President George Bush
and the second choice..
President-elect Barack Obama
Finally, another thriller in the movies. I have to watch this. It's a must to watch it in the theaters. I know most people dont watch horror movies in the theater cause' theyre scared. Well mostly, I'm not.
This movie has Odette Yustman starring in it. \m/
The trailer has got me hyped.
Well, let me know what you think of this. George Herbert Walker Bush says that his son, Jeb, would make a great president. And I’m thinking, a third Bush in the White House. Boy, cut me a slice of that, you know?
Bill and Hillary Clinton helped drop the ball in Times Square on New Year’s Eve. But it was frigid. It was bitter cold, it was icy. And that’s just their marriage, ladies and gentlemen.
President-elect Barack Obama said he got a little choked up as he left his house in Chicago and headed for Washington, D.C. It was especially painful because as soon as he left, Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich sold Obama's house.
Earlier this week, Barack Obama's daughters started at their new school in Washington, DC. Yeah, their teachers are really impressed and said that both girls are already reading well above President Bush level.
Kind of an awkward moment. They asked President Bush what his New Years resolution was, and he said, 'Well, sure, our government needs work, but there's no reason to start a resolution.
I wonder if this is allowed in this country, Brunei Darussalam. But I dont see any proper reason we can't, plus this guy is retiring from presidency in just weeks.
An art gallery in America joined the hot trend of throwing shoes at George Bush, as they opened a new exhibit with a paint-splattered fundraiser that featured a 'shoe throw' at an image of the departing President. Sounds fun!
91-year-old Marjorie Mather reacts with joy after hitting a picture of President Bush with a paint-covered shoe. She looks happy :D
Each shot cost $1 at Friday's opening, with the funds to go toward future gallery exhibits. What a cheap price, people could do it many times.
She may have lost the election, but she’s winning the office supplies battle. That's right, our fervent desire that we would never hear anything about Sarah Palin ever again has been crushed by the news that the 2009 Sarah Palin Calendar is currently topping the bestseller list in Amazon.com’s office products section, easily trouncing the highly-regarded Brother PT-80 P-touch Electronic Labeling System. That's got to be some sort of consolation for her, right?
Sarah Palin 2009 Calendar at Amazon.com
OK, so you've probably seen that story about how Courtney Love's new album will be sponsored by a sanitary towel company. Without wishing to cast aspersions on what is a truly wonderful story, we would merely note that, um, it's probably a joke based on someone having watched an old episode of Chris Morris's classic The Day Today:
If it is in fact true, then we might as well just give up comedy entirely, and merely sit in a corner, rocking slightly, watching as the world goes mad while alternately giggling and weeping.
If you’re still feeling rotten after returning to work, hopefully a picture of a boy with his head stuck in a school chair will cheer you up.
I'm wondering how did this happen in the first place?
Possible answers from me:
1.He was stupid enough to put his head there.
2.A bully might've physically rovoked him and shoved his head to the chair.
3.This sounds crazy, but maybe his teacher told him to do so, as a punishment.
