Rihanna says: CHRIS BROWN JAHATZ! :(

Okay so, I dont wanna get deep into this topic. But hey, there's a silver lining to this dark cloud. The world has added another extension to its vocabulary.

Word Of The Day: Chris Brown/Chris Browned

Definition: When a male beats up a female.

Used in a sentenced:
1.You ain't gonna chris brown my momma!

meaning:You(a male) ain't gonna beat up my momma

2.That girl just got Chris Browned by her boyfriend.

meaning:That girl just got beat up by her boyfriend.


Okay thats all for now. Until the next "Word Of The Day, with TimDaily". ( Thats IF there is)

If you see two indian men holding hands, it is a display of friendship unrelated to any type of homosexual relationship.. Basically its two grown men celebrating their everlasting friendship aka BFF's (BEST FRIENDS FOREVER). But the first time you'll see it will look weird.. but where I come from, grown ass men are to shy to celebrate their undying friendship.

PHEWITT! SAYANG ABANG LAI!

California's Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger

As you may have heard, the state of California is broke. So you're looking at massive state layoffs now because the legislature hasn't been able to come up with a budget. The state is $42 billion in the hole. You know, I'm no financial expert, but if you have no money and no prospects of making money and you owe $42 billion, you're way beyond putting yourself on a budget, O.K.? I think you're looking at faking your own death at this point.

Critics say the problem is people don't understand what is in the budget. Well, of course, we don't understand. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is explaining this to us.

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger:'Yeah, da budget is here with da money. You see, with da hydrogen and da green people, sometime you take it from here, and you put here, with da solar power!'

CALIFORNIA MUST THINK THEYRE IN A MOVIE RIGHT NOW! :D

"I'LL BE BACK!"

A lot of individual states are having budget problems right now. California in particular is a mess. Governor Schwarzenegger can't get fellow Republicans to vote for his compromise plan because it includes a big tax increase. And he's already done everything he can possibly do to convince them. HE TOLD THEM HE'LL BE BACK! he said, 'HASTA LA VISTA BABY!' He even threatened to TERMINATE them, several times, to no avail."

Banaaa tu nyamoo! Jollibee BEEDA macam sampah SARAP! ehehe apakanz (-_-')

Here's actually an msn conversation of me and Nain Junaidi on... last... i can't recall. Anyway the date is not that important. I found that she had posted this convo on her blog. Maybe I should too. Read read.

ahmadhamiz. says:
kau inda liat tadi di jollibee

ahmadhamiz. says:
ada birthday party

Nain Junaidi says:
ohh. hahaha. mana ku tau

ahmadhamiz. says:
ada jollibee lagi tu

ahmadhamiz. says:
tapi birthday boy atu sasak ya

ahmadhamiz. says:
di tumbuk nya

Nain Junaidi says:
HAHAHAHAHA

ahmadhamiz. says:
telapas kepala nya :-O

ahmadhamiz. says:
semua urang teriak sama takut

ahmadhamiz. says:
aku lah yang paling takut

Nain Junaidi says:
HAHAHAAHAHHA palui

ahmadhamiz. says:
aku teriak sal jollibee ani rupanya indon, bukan pilipin

Nain Junaidi says:
HAHAHAHA PACAH

I'm getting annoyed when it comes FW (forward) emails received numerously by different hotmail users.

I get amusing FW emails everyday. So I thought that I'd share one with you here.

Note: If you are expecting images of barbaric, heinous, gore images, such as people getting slaughtered or corpses then sorry my friend, you are wrong.

Seriously, can't you get a trolley?
If this actually works, then my road trips are guaranteed less boring
I gotta admit, this is good thinkin'
So was this captured exactly during the scene?
Why is the menu in the toilet!?
Who decided to put it this way?
So the keyword here is 'LIVE'

Hey, you see this? In a new ranking of US presidents by 65 historians, President Bush came in fifth from the bottom. Of course, Bush was thrilled. That's better than he did in high school. A new poll of historians just came out. And the poll has named former President George W. Bush one of the ten worst presidents of all time. But on the bright side, Bush was selected second best president named George Bush.

I tell you, the economy is in bad shape. In fact, airlines in the US are now charging extra if you want peanuts without salmonella.

John McCain's in the news. This week, Sen. John McCain sent out an e-mail to his supporters announcing that he’s running for re-election in 2010. Yeah. Isn't that incredible? John McCain knows how to use e-mail.

Yes, this is a very tough time for President Obama, most of his cabinet members are withdrawing. After withdrawing his name for commerce secretary, Sen. Judd Gregg said he hoped he was just embarrassing himself and not President Obama, to which Joe Biden said, 'Don't worry about it. I do it all the time.'

Baru kau tau nah! Kalah! Apa rasa nya? HEHE


Photo:AP

Andy Murray continued his impressive pre-season form, beating world No.1 Rafael Nadal 6-4, 5-7, 6-3 in the final of the World Tennis Championship in Abu Dhabi.

Murray, in his first meeting with Nadal since beating him in the semi-finals of the US Open in September, started the match in confident fashion, a cross-court backhand winner sealing a break in only the third game of the first set. Nadal broke back at 3-4 when a sloppy Murray service game went to deuce and the Scot double-faulted at break point. But Murray immediately seized the advantage again in the very next game with a brilliant short-angled winner at 30-40 for the chance to serve for the set at 5-4. He duly rushed to 40-15, wasted his first set point with a wild forehand, but took the second after a long rally forced a groundstroke error from Nadal.

photo:AFP

Okay, let me cover my current favorite story in my blog. About the 13 year old lad, Alfie Patten(who looks more like 8! *LOL*) who became a father recently in London. Seriously, what an idiot. This is nothing to sympathize. They did it on purpose.

The girl who is now the mother, is 14-15 years old. What is her real age anyway? I hear 14, I hear 15. We want the truth.

When the boy was asked how he would support this family financially, he responded with "what does financially mean?". In my opinion, he's my idiot of the month. Cause I mean, you know what billy? If you don't know what to do with that thing, don't stick it anywhere.

People are trying to blame the girl or the UK, for not having sex education to be that tight. But in my opinion, don't blame the system, because the guy is an idiot. As you can see through his picture, you can tell that this guy is really really young. He's only 4 foot tall, and his girlfriend is twice the size of him.

Now a video of the teens (who think they can take care of a child):

You know, this Treasury Secretary, Timothy Geithner? He gave testimony on Capitol Hill today, but it drew lukewarm response. So, Timothy, welcome to the club! I hate to be critical this early into the new administration, but I don't know if this Timothy Geithner is the guy for the job. He may not be up to it. Turns out, he thought the Treasury Secretary was in charge of buried treasure.

How about this? It's a good example of how strange things are and how time flies. On this date in 2006, then-Vice President Dick Cheney shot his buddy in the face. Tell me again why he's not in jail? How did that work?

How about this? A celebrity birthday. On February 11th was Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's birthday. I'm not saying how old she is, but from her house, she can see 50. But Sarah Palin had a big birthday celebration up there in Alaska. She celebrated by shooting wolf cubs from a helicopter. Later, she shot the cake. Happy birthday, Governor Sarah Palin, who turned 45 years old. Hey, I thought this was nice. She got a lovely card in it with $5 from John McCain. After Palin opened her card, she did some shots - two moose and a caribou.


The president has been busy with his stimulus plan, selling it. He was in Fort Myers, Florida, he had a big town-hall event where he took questions. And I think it's safe to say that the people at this event were not so-called, 'screened' Security! Somebody had too many McFlurries for breakfast. Little-known fact: Obama carried the spastic fast-food-worker vote by a margin of five-to-one. But you have to hand it to the president. He stayed with it and actually had follow-up questions for the guy. Yeah. Isn't that cute? His first public lie.


AND OH! I had a problem with John McCain's constant eye blinks. Unfortunately, I cant find a new John McCain interview video. So here's just an old one. by the way, John McCain still does this. and sorry, even I dont know why he blinks alot.

'Kittens, Inspired By Kittens' - an awesome video of a little girl narrating kitten pictures in character - just took every other cute thing on the internet and gave it a great big 'this is how you do cute' beating.

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.

The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”


Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie’s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.


Via UK Sun