I'm feeling so lazy to blog today. Maybe I just don't have the mood or some sort. I spent half the day being busy. But hey! I made it.

So you may be asking what are politics up to?

Well its been said that sociologists believe that nine months after election day, there could be thousands of Obama babies born, 'cause a lot of people celebrated a big victory by having.. you know what. But, you know, they act like this is new. This is not new. In fact, you know, John McCain was a Lincoln baby.


So there IS actually a state named 'Batman'!

According to Wikipedia.org, Batman is the provincial capital of Batman Province , Turkey and lies on the Batman River in the predominantly Kurdish southeast of Turkey.

It also says on Wikipedia.org, On November 7th, 2008, Batman Mayor Huseyin Kalkan began looking into legal possibilities toward suing Christopher Nolan, director of Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, and Warner Bros., distributor of the films, for naming infringement and "placing the blame for a number of unsolved murders and a high female suicide rate on the psychological impact that the film's success has had on the city's inhabitants."

Why would you wanna do that?

So what are citizens of Batman referred as?
You see in an old Flinstones (or other Hanna Barbera cartoon) whenever someone was running they would always run by the same three buildings...over and over and over again. It cut down on animation costs. Now do you get it?
Well, the new James Bond is out. Everybody knows It's called Quantum of Solace and is from a short story Ian Fleming wrote.

(Don't you hate when your solace is measured in quantums?)

But it's kinda of a stupid title for a movie and the producers have used up all of the original Bond titles. So of course it's up to us, yes us, to come up with titles for future James Bond movies. (I think we've done this before)

And now before I even begin I'm bored with the project.

So hi :D i had such a busy day today. I heard its cold in New York City today, so cold that Sarah Palin spent $150,000 on mittens.

Everybody is excited about this, like a rock-and-roll star this Barack Obama. And remember at the convention or something and he did that thing with his wife, the fist-bump? And so now is, like, doing the fist-bump. And don't confuse that fist-bump with the last Democratic president's trademark. That was the intern-bump. Barack Obama, like many people, uses a Blackberry, but the Secret Service says this is a security hazard, so they took it away. I'm thinking, well, this is not fair. George Bush, do they let him keep his Gameboy? What's the problem?

The press is calling President-elect Barack Obama the first wired president, 'cause he's very big on e-mail and the internet and all that kind of stuff. But once he becomes president, he'll have to give up all personal communication devices because of security concerns. Looks like America is ready for a black president, they're just not ready for a Blackberry president.

Bizzare things which happened lately?

Driver sentenced for throwing axe at motorist

Some driver from Lancaster who threw an axe at another motorist, wounding him, has been sentenced to 37 days in jail. The man, 51, was sentenced Friday in Lancaster County Court for third-degree assault and criminal mischief after pleading no contest to the charges.

Authorities said two vehicles were traveling near an intersection on June 13 and one cut in front of the other, prompting both vehicles to stop. The man threw a 3-foot axe through the other driver's passenger window, striking him in the ribs with the blunt end.

Things I found out, while watching The History Channel, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and The National Geographic Channel

1. Hitler and Napoleon both had only one testicle.

2. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

3. Jaguars are frightened by dogs.

4 Holland has the densest population per square mile of any nation in the world.

5. In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.

6. Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

7. In Atlanta, GA, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

8. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

9. In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

10. Hamsters blink one eye at a time.

11. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

12. In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs.

13. When a small amount of liquor were placed on a scorpion, it would instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

14. Homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association's list of mental illnesses until 1973.

JIMMY KIMMEL AND SARAH SILVERMAN BACK ON? :D

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Ive been playing both of these games lately. Fills in the free time :D

On Tuesday, A car race had to be stopped in Australia's Northern Territory when a streaker ran on to the track and started splashing about naked in a mud puddle.

He then performed a swan dive into a pool of muddy water on the circuit.

The streaker rode his luck - the race was stopped by officials moments before a series of cars were due to reach the puddle the man was splashing about in.

Top End Mud Racing Association president Chris Lovewell said the man was "extremely lucky".

He added: "He was less than 20m away from being dead.

"The drivers have very limited vision and had we not managed to stop the car mid-race it would have ploughed through the water and straight over the top of him.

"And if the driver had hit that person they wouldn't have even known until they got back in the pits."

While leaping the fence the streaker fell and hit a rock, injuring his head. He was taken by police to hospital. It is thought alcohol was a contributing factor.

What about Wednesday?

MAN 'HITS GIRLFRIEND WITH A SANDWICH'

Police in Flordia said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield. The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

This is a sandwich, not a weapon.

The couple were driving on Interstate 95 to their new apartment as their seven-month-old son slept in the back.

The man told investigators that he "didn't want to hit her so he threw a sandwich at her striking her in the face knocking her glasses off".

What about our beloved Britney?

Britney's Promo for her upcoming album, Circus

Just a glimpse of what i did today

Terunjing Animal Clinic

Its already 3 months since Milly and Bobby had their check up, so now they had to go again.

Meet Milly and Bobby :D

it sure was a long que


Finally!

..and the cats had their vaccination, so did I since I'm heading to Beijing next week

Britney Spears on the upcoming December issue of Australia’s Cosmopolitan magazine.
..and here we also have another sexy being, who is not going to be featured on Cosmopolitan Magazine or any other but could possibly turn out as the 'House Wife of the Year'. Who is he? I don't know.
Sure has a lucky husband i guess.

Talk about being lucky - a north Alabama man is alive after being run over by a train on Thursday afternoon. Huntsville Fire and Rescue officials said a train engineer spotted 61-year-old Arnold Romine lying across railroad ties. Witnesses said the conductor sounded the horn and tried to stop the train.

Firefighters said by the time the coal train was stopped, 8 rail cars had passed over Romine's body.

Miraculously, he suffered what appeared to be minor injuries. He was later treated and released at Huntsville Hospital.

The election season is now over after long periods of campaigns. Has anyone also been wondering why Senator McCain happens to stick his tongue out at times?

A woman at a John McCain rally said that Barack Obama is an Arab. And McCain quickly corrected her. It was really awkward, because McCain had to tell her, 'Look, Governor Palin, you are wrong.'"