Heroes would be much better if it was like this

Ever wondered why superheroes only ever get useful superpowers? Superuseless Superpowers is a hilarious blog of superpowers that wouldn’t save even the most boring of days. Seen here, the ability to fly, but only when in an aeroplane:Our favourite so far has to be 'Achieving 99% Opacity, a.k.a The Slightly Invisible Man'. Oh, what we would give to be able to become very marginally translucent at will!