So last Friday Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson became parents. Ashlee Simpson delivered a baby boy. Guess what his name is? Its.. Bronx Mowgli Wentz. How do you even pronounce that? And the hard thing when you see people with babies is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm. Not only that, this couple is offered 2 million dollars just for photos of their new baby. What about my baby? :D

and now the random picture of the day....




A LEMON :D

Another Obama, Hillary and Bill doodle :D
I find this kinda true that Bill is in the way, after Obama accepted Hillary. But I'm no politician :D




Recently It was Thanksgiving. Yes, I don't celebrate this day, but Sarah Palin was being too much.

This is how you pardon turkeys, Sarah Palin Style! ;)
Yeah thats right! She's always in charge of the Turkey! :D

another day at the embassy of Brunei Darussalam... (better than going to school :D)

outside the gate :D I say 'hi' to Mr. Security Guard and he lets me in :D Here's a front view from inside the gates :D Why hello there Mr. Gardener! :D Okayyy, so out of a hundred Bruneians and Local Chinese who work here, none of them turned on the lights -_-" me office :D the daily paper :D office boy :D ..okay whatever. ..and so co-diplomats and I went for the Friday Prayers at the Pakistan Embassy :D
hey I managed to take a photo inside the prayer room :D

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Sarah Palin. Remember Sarah Palin? She is adorable. She is back on the campaign trail. Really. She's going to campaign in the Senate runoff in Georgia. As soon as she finds out where Georgia is.

oooh a Hillary doodle :D

Look at this video from the APEC meeting. All the leaders here are shaking hands with each other.But what about president George Bush?

So I recently watched SAW 5 on DVD. It was kinda violent I should say, but thats the point of the movie. Jigsaw might be dead but check out the new guy.

Another addition to my current favorite games, which is Need For Speed: UNDERCOVER. Good strategic game play, good graphics, good animations, nice cars and has the lovely Maggie Q starring in it.
Jimmy Kimmel on the cover of GQ national magazine posing as JFK. (November Issue)



..and here we have some simple translations, you probably never knew.

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.

Chickens: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Egotistic: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

Handkerchief: Cold Storage.

Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better.

Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
Suri Cruise and her doll :D

Tom says Suri is a girlie girl and hates pants. She only likes to wear dresses.
I guess Sarah Palin is back in Alaska, where she pardoned some turkeys for Thanksgiving. So she pardons them and then right behind her, someone kills some turkeys, and it was gruesome. I honestly haven't seen a slaughter like that since November 4.

The astronauts were very busy up in the space station today, installing a machine that converts their urine into drinking water. I'm thinking, astronauts drinking their urine? America’s astronauts. Is the economy that bad? Remind me to never go to Buzz Aldrin's house for drinks again.

Oprah Winfrey just announced that she's planning to attend Barack Obama's inauguration. Oprah says she's very excited to see Obama become the second-most powerful person in the world.

Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with him, and they are talking about Hillary for Secretary of State. You have your mother-in-law and Hillary Clinton. Sounds like smooth sailing to me.

Good morning Beijing! :D temperature is about 4*c
It was a long journey here. Had to go through two flights. One from Brunei to Singapore for transit, then Singapore to Beijing. Made it here by 11.35pm lastnight. Not that you care :D


My diplomatic passport :D
Heyy, today is Survivor Series! :D

shidslfiasaKDN! :D
German cops' new way of catching burglars?

Sounds absurd but German police now have gone to new lengths to nab a serial burglar – dressing up in tree suits and waiting in a forest for eight hours. :D After getting a tip-off about a burglar’s hideout containing laptops, clothes and equipment used for robberies, a detective came up with the novel approach of arresting the culprit. One police inspector told German tabloid Newspaper Bild, “I discussed with my colleague how we could camouflage ourselves in the forest. “Then we discovered the suit in a mail-order catalogue and bought two for €100 each – out of our own pockets.” The two officers then reportedly waited in the forest near the burglar’s property for the man to return. Eight hours later, he did. “As we jumped up from the ground, we were immediately attacked. But we were able to overwhelm and arrest the man,” the inspector said. They arrested a 39-year-old Romanian man, who had travelled to Germany specifically for the break-ins, the newspaper reported. “We were able to recover the stolen laptops. That made spending our own money worthwhile.”

Well, it worked! :D
A picture of Britney Spears looking upset as she left the court in Los Angeles after her hearing. :(

John McCain announced today that he is beginning his 2010 senatorial campaign. And I'm thinking, wow! Two more years of a John McCain campaign, hey, cut me a slice of that!

What about Bill Clinton?, what a stand-up guy. He went to Barack Obama and he said he will do anything to help Hillary become secretary of State. He said, "Look, I'll remove my profile from eHarmony.com". And he's going to place all his interns in a blind trust.


Sarah Palin doodle :D