I think I already told this to some people. But I just feel like telling it again. For the sake of my own amusement. Just a short story. Kinda random in a form of a dialogue.
*a TRUE story in my life*
So I was actually in a waiting room. I dont wanna mention details specifically. I was there minding my own business and waiting for my turn. Then this lady (kinda 40+ looking) comes and spills her drink on my black pants (-_-")
Lady: Sorry eh wang
Me: Oh inda apa
Lady: Nasib jua seluar mu warna itam wang.
Me: ah awu, mun warna ping tu tadi, abis kali kutor dah.
-END-
Okay so that had nothing to do with Chuck Norris.
Ani aku jumpa di airport lah. Banar jua kan apa yang ku post atu. Tapi di negara kita ani ada perbezaan sikit. Dari segi cara pemigangan sama kebanyakan anggota kawan. Eyaaa apaan.
Bah, I wont continue this topic anymore. Sorry kayyy? Sabar saja, bawa kantut.
Sorry I post this a bit late. The following images are taken by me during the World Record attempt for the most satays grilled.
He looks a bit tired :D
This same chef also made the biggest pizza in Brunei last year
Nah, posing wah ya ni sebenar nya.
The end of the line, 250m.
Okay so, I dont wanna get deep into this topic. But hey, there's a silver lining to this dark cloud. The world has added another extension to its vocabulary.
Word Of The Day: Chris Brown/Chris Browned
Definition: When a male beats up a female.
Used in a sentenced:
1.You ain't gonna chris brown my momma!
meaning:You(a male) ain't gonna beat up my momma
2.That girl just got Chris Browned by her boyfriend.
meaning:That girl just got beat up by her boyfriend.
Okay thats all for now. Until the next "Word Of The Day, with TimDaily". ( Thats IF there is)
As you may have heard, the state of California is broke. So you're looking at massive state layoffs now because the legislature hasn't been able to come up with a budget. The state is $42 billion in the hole. You know, I'm no financial expert, but if you have no money and no prospects of making money and you owe $42 billion, you're way beyond putting yourself on a budget, O.K.? I think you're looking at faking your own death at this point.
Critics say the problem is people don't understand what is in the budget. Well, of course, we don't understand. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is explaining this to us.
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger:'Yeah, da budget is here with da money. You see, with da hydrogen and da green people, sometime you take it from here, and you put here, with da solar power!'
CALIFORNIA MUST THINK THEYRE IN A MOVIE RIGHT NOW! :D
A lot of individual states are having budget problems right now. California in particular is a mess. Governor Schwarzenegger can't get fellow Republicans to vote for his compromise plan because it includes a big tax increase. And he's already done everything he can possibly do to convince them. HE TOLD THEM HE'LL BE BACK! he said, 'HASTA LA VISTA BABY!' He even threatened to TERMINATE them, several times, to no avail."
Here's actually an msn conversation of me and Nain Junaidi on... last... i can't recall. Anyway the date is not that important. I found that she had posted this convo on her blog. Maybe I should too. Read read.
ahmadhamiz. says:
kau inda liat tadi di jollibee
ahmadhamiz. says:
ada birthday party
Nain Junaidi says:
ohh. hahaha. mana ku tau
ahmadhamiz. says:
ada jollibee lagi tu
ahmadhamiz. says:
tapi birthday boy atu sasak ya
ahmadhamiz. says:
di tumbuk nya
Nain Junaidi says:
HAHAHAHAHA
ahmadhamiz. says:
telapas kepala nya :-O
ahmadhamiz. says:
semua urang teriak sama takut
ahmadhamiz. says:
aku lah yang paling takut
Nain Junaidi says:
HAHAHAAHAHHA palui
ahmadhamiz. says:
aku teriak sal jollibee ani rupanya indon, bukan pilipin
Nain Junaidi says:
HAHAHAHA PACAH
I'm getting annoyed when it comes FW (forward) emails received numerously by different hotmail users.
I get amusing FW emails everyday. So I thought that I'd share one with you here.
Note: If you are expecting images of barbaric, heinous, gore images, such as people getting slaughtered or corpses then sorry my friend, you are wrong.
Hey, you see this? In a new ranking of US presidents by 65 historians, President Bush came in fifth from the bottom. Of course, Bush was thrilled. That's better than he did in high school. A new poll of historians just came out. And the poll has named former President George W. Bush one of the ten worst presidents of all time. But on the bright side, Bush was selected second best president named George Bush.
I tell you, the economy is in bad shape. In fact, airlines in the US are now charging extra if you want peanuts without salmonella.
John McCain's in the news. This week, Sen. John McCain sent out an e-mail to his supporters announcing that he’s running for re-election in 2010. Yeah. Isn't that incredible? John McCain knows how to use e-mail.
Yes, this is a very tough time for President Obama, most of his cabinet members are withdrawing. After withdrawing his name for commerce secretary, Sen. Judd Gregg said he hoped he was just embarrassing himself and not President Obama, to which Joe Biden said, 'Don't worry about it. I do it all the time.'
Baru kau tau nah! Kalah! Apa rasa nya? HEHE
Photo:AP
Andy Murray continued his impressive pre-season form, beating world No.1 Rafael Nadal 6-4, 5-7, 6-3 in the final of the World Tennis Championship in Abu Dhabi.
Murray, in his first meeting with Nadal since beating him in the semi-finals of the US Open in September, started the match in confident fashion, a cross-court backhand winner sealing a break in only the third game of the first set. Nadal broke back at 3-4 when a sloppy Murray service game went to deuce and the Scot double-faulted at break point. But Murray immediately seized the advantage again in the very next game with a brilliant short-angled winner at 30-40 for the chance to serve for the set at 5-4. He duly rushed to 40-15, wasted his first set point with a wild forehand, but took the second after a long rally forced a groundstroke error from Nadal.
photo:AFP
Okay, let me cover my current favorite story in my blog. About the 13 year old lad, Alfie Patten(who looks more like 8! *LOL*) who became a father recently in London. Seriously, what an idiot. This is nothing to sympathize. They did it on purpose.
The girl who is now the mother, is 14-15 years old. What is her real age anyway? I hear 14, I hear 15. We want the truth.
When the boy was asked how he would support this family financially, he responded with "what does financially mean?". In my opinion, he's my idiot of the month. Cause I mean, you know what billy? If you don't know what to do with that thing, don't stick it anywhere.
People are trying to blame the girl or the UK, for not having sex education to be that tight. But in my opinion, don't blame the system, because the guy is an idiot. As you can see through his picture, you can tell that this guy is really really young. He's only 4 foot tall, and his girlfriend is twice the size of him.
Now a video of the teens (who think they can take care of a child):
You know, this Treasury Secretary, Timothy Geithner? He gave testimony on Capitol Hill today, but it drew lukewarm response. So, Timothy, welcome to the club! I hate to be critical this early into the new administration, but I don't know if this Timothy Geithner is the guy for the job. He may not be up to it. Turns out, he thought the Treasury Secretary was in charge of buried treasure.
How about this? It's a good example of how strange things are and how time flies. On this date in 2006, then-Vice President Dick Cheney shot his buddy in the face. Tell me again why he's not in jail? How did that work?
How about this? A celebrity birthday. On February 11th was Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's birthday. I'm not saying how old she is, but from her house, she can see 50. But Sarah Palin had a big birthday celebration up there in Alaska. She celebrated by shooting wolf cubs from a helicopter. Later, she shot the cake. Happy birthday, Governor Sarah Palin, who turned 45 years old. Hey, I thought this was nice. She got a lovely card in it with $5 from John McCain. After Palin opened her card, she did some shots - two moose and a caribou.
The president has been busy with his stimulus plan, selling it. He was in Fort Myers, Florida, he had a big town-hall event where he took questions. And I think it's safe to say that the people at this event were not so-called, 'screened' Security! Somebody had too many McFlurries for breakfast. Little-known fact: Obama carried the spastic fast-food-worker vote by a margin of five-to-one. But you have to hand it to the president. He stayed with it and actually had follow-up questions for the guy. Yeah. Isn't that cute? His first public lie.
AND OH! I had a problem with John McCain's constant eye blinks. Unfortunately, I cant find a new John McCain interview video. So here's just an old one. by the way, John McCain still does this. and sorry, even I dont know why he blinks alot.
'Kittens, Inspired By Kittens' - an awesome video of a little girl narrating kitten pictures in character - just took every other cute thing on the internet and gave it a great big 'this is how you do cute' beating.
BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.
The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.
“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.
“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”
Alfie’s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.
Via UK Sun
I wanna fly one of these so bad!
So... hmmmm. I applied for the RBA thingy. I am nervous. I have no idea whats gonna happen in the procedures. What if I dont pass the procedures? Will it be the end of the world for me. NO, because if dont, I'll continue my current education level, and get great results. I hope I make it to flight training in UK. Dont wish me luck, pray for me.
So the closing date for registration is 20 February. I guess by 21st will be the applicants' written test for days and days ...and interiviews ...and briefing with vice president of RBA, Mr.Musa. Succesful applicants will be called I guess? ..and proceed to medical check and stuff. Finally, it will be up to the MOE, if they want to grant the scholarship for Aviation School in the UK. Anyway, do pray that I get to become a cadet pilot.
Like humans, fired and broke individuals go hit the club.
..and them chicks didnt realized I knew they were checking me out, when I passed em' by. Soo.. apalagi? ;)
..the conclusion.
Well its been a tough time for Chris Jericho ever since Golden Globe Award Winner, Mickey Rourke picked a fight with him, and now after a house show in Canada, a John Cena Fan came rushing to Jericho and knocked him on the head. After that, Jericho punched her back.
WELL SHE DESERVED IT! :D How stupid enough was she to pick a fight with a wrestler, just like Mickey Rourke.
try to find me :D haha.
Barack Obama may have inspired an entire country with his soaring rhetoric - but it’s his ability to swear in a most un-presidential manner that’s been impressing the internet lately.
The Obama-swears come courtesy of the audiobook of his memoir Dreams From My Father, which Obama read himself (and, in fact, won a Grammy award for).
In it, he quotes his best friend at high-school, ‘Ray’, who swears like a sailor. In a stroke of genius, the Boston Phoenix decided to extract the sweariest clips, the MP3s of which have been buzzing around the internet for several days now.
As a result, you can now hear the leader of the free world dropping such choice phrases as ‘You know that guy ain’t s***. Sorry-ass m*********** ain’t got nothing on me.’
Our favourite is probably ‘You ain’t my b****, n****! Buy your own damn fries!’ This would make an excellent ringtone for you phone.
As is the way of these things, a techno remix of the swears has already surfaced online. We eagerly await the inevitable mashup of President Obama and Christian Bale swearing at each other.
THE SWEARY REMIX: Watch it after the jump. Obviously it is sweary and thus probably not safe for work and so on.
Australia (AP) — Rafael Nadal held off Roger Federer in another momentum-swinging, five-set final to win the Australian Open on Sunday, keeping the Grand Slam singles record safe for now.
After coming through the longest match in the tournament's history to reach the championship match, Nadal needed 4 hours, 23 minutes Sunday to win 7-5, 3-6, 7-6 (3), 3-6, 6-2.
I'm also looking forward to the French Open in Paris this May on the 27th. As always, my money is on Djokovic and Tsonga. ....and probably the latest strong force, Fernando Verdasco.
As the credit crunch bites, people are finding different ways to cope with their money problems. Some are carefully sticking to a budget, others are cutting out unnecessary luxuries… and at least one person is scribbling all over final demand letters to make himself feel better.The anonymous author of dearfinaldemand.com - who describes himself as ‘a d*** when it comes to money’ - has been posting the creative results of his scrawling online, and is inviting anybody else who does the same to submit their own defaced letters.
The tone of his responses to the final demands ranges from sweary outrage to poignant meditations on the responsibilities of adulthood, along with gleefully petty one-upmanship when the debt collectors spell his name wrong.
The author notes on the blog: ‘It’s therapeutic, especially after getting The Red Ink Sink immediately after opening one of these awesome pieces of communication.
‘If paper could feel pain I’d be constantly kicking sheets of A4’s heads in.’
But i thought he said "we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist". Mixed messages already!!!
...and I'm wondering, how does she know they 'fist' each other.
I'm not sure if people are aware of this, but you can now play this game 'Street Fighter' on YouTube. A pretty classic game, I'd refer this boring but hey, this is pretty creative and interesting that someone can make a game out of video.
START PLAYING HERE:
All of the clips are animated by Boivin himself, using Street Fighter action figures to create the action.
Granted, it doesn’t have quite the same adrenaline rush of playing an actual video game, but it’s a great piece of work that must have taken him an absurdly long time to put together. It’s not the first use of YouTube annotations to create this sort of interactive adventure - but you can expect to see a lot more of it in the future...
via Patrick Boivin's YouTube channel - loads more great stuff there
This caucasian guy named Joe has set up an ad wishing for a guitar lead for his black metal band. This ad is finally recognized by a ghetto from the east side, so he calls Joe to ask if he could join the black metal band. For some reason, Joe did not want this caller to be in the band. Why? Find out yourself. The caller didnt seem to get what Black Metal was, so Joe defined it as 'Dark and Evil'. The caller then argues back by admitting himself 'Dark and Evil'.
In the spirit of American politics, let us remember the past as we begin our new future...
Senator Robert Byrd during the Vick dog fighting hearings. Earlier at Obama's lunch, the Byrdman passed out and needed medical attention.
I'm very impressed with myself over the last 24 hours, I managed to get a number of more than 60 blog visits from the United States Of America and some multiple visits from the United Kingdom, Canada, Germany and etc. in just 24 hours.
HERES FOR YOU:
Sometimes, it takes only the littlest things to make the internet go completely insane. For example, there’s Boxxy.
Boxxy has been unavoidable online for a while now, which is fairly impressive given that she’s just a teenage girl with a webcam, a YouTube account and a tendency to spout hyperactive nonsense at an astonishing rate. As a result of her video, her YouTube account has now been hacked, dire threats have been issued, and several minor wars may have broken out.
It all kicked off when Boxxy’s video was posted to the notorious 4chan /b/ messageboard, as a challenge to see if anybody could make it through the entire video without going mad. Quickly, /b/ split into rival pro and anti-Boxxy factions, with one camp determined to wipe out Boxxy, and the other determined to marry her. Things got worse as Boxxy responded to the attention she was getting. The /b/ board ground to a halt, swamped by non-stop Boxxy wars.
Eventually Boxxy’s real-life identity was identified, and her YouTube account was broken into. She was told to never, ever make a video again. But it was too late. As a result of the attention it had been getting, the original Boxxy video is now replicated all over the web, with all the usual fakes, parodies, remixes and fury.
You can read the full history of the whole sorry tale at The Boxxy Story blog.
The Boxxy madness has broken free and started roaming the internet. Within days, she will be unavoidable. Frankly, we're not helping on that front. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Click HERE BOXXY'S YouTube Channel
Definitely the headlines of every newspaper in the world. Barack Obama has officially become the 44th President Of The United States. ..and this happened before his oath of office. I spent the night up, watching the whole ceremony on CNN and if you noticed this, you might've heard that the oath was screwed up just because of the word 'faithfully'. ..and by the way, now former Vice President of The United States, Dick Chenny arrived on a wheel chair to the Inaugural cermony. News says he injured his back while packing up his boxes out of the white house. Dont they have people to do that?
Barack Obama's inaugural speech, in word cloud form
A word cloud of Barack Obama's inaugural address, with words sized according to how frequently they were used:
Can’t wait to hear President Barry’s speech tomorrow afternoon? Why not write your own by plugging random words into this handy Inaugural Address Generator. Ours produced this:
My fellow Americans, today is a gnarly day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "blancmange", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fondle.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces throbbing and dripping challenges like never before. Our economy is disturbing. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for flying monkeys. Our healthcare system is warm. If your buttock is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a fruiterer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a ninja robot. But Rickrolling together we can right this ship, and set a course for my bed.
Finally, I must thank my cheeky family, my unctuous campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank The Illuminati for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of frotting the American people. Without your dreadful efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Can you come up with anything better?
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