President Obama requests that americans buy their own damn fries

Barack Obama may have inspired an entire country with his soaring rhetoric - but it’s his ability to swear in a most un-presidential manner that’s been impressing the internet lately.



The Obama-swears come courtesy of the audiobook of his memoir Dreams From My Father, which Obama read himself (and, in fact, won a Grammy award for).

In it, he quotes his best friend at high-school, ‘Ray’, who swears like a sailor. In a stroke of genius, the Boston Phoenix decided to extract the sweariest clips, the MP3s of which have been buzzing around the internet for several days now.

As a result, you can now hear the leader of the free world dropping such choice phrases as ‘You know that guy ain’t s***. Sorry-ass m*********** ain’t got nothing on me.’

Our favourite is probably ‘You ain’t my b****, n****! Buy your own damn fries!’ This would make an excellent ringtone for you phone.

As is the way of these things, a techno remix of the swears has already surfaced online. We eagerly await the inevitable mashup of President Obama and Christian Bale swearing at each other.

THE SWEARY REMIX: Watch it after the jump. Obviously it is sweary and thus probably not safe for work and so on.