"Once a month, you become a slave..."

OK, so you've probably seen that story about how Courtney Love's new album will be sponsored by a sanitary towel company. Without wishing to cast aspersions on what is a truly wonderful story, we would merely note that, um, it's probably a joke based on someone having watched an old episode of Chris Morris's classic The Day Today:



If it is in fact true, then we might as well just give up comedy entirely, and merely sit in a corner, rocking slightly, watching as the world goes mad while alternately giggling and weeping.