Politics Politics Politics....

A very historic day down in Washington because five living presidents had lunch together. George Herbert Walker Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all at the White House, all having lunch. What a day. And while this was going on, John McCain was at Applebee's blowing on his soup. I understand the lunch went well. Only three shoes thrown. George Bush picked up the check. Bill Clinton picked up the waitress. The Presidents' had lunch in a private room without reporters or press, but most managed to ease drop through the door.

Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents' Lunch
1. Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore.
2. If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday.
3. Laura! More Mountain Dew!
4. You guys wanna see, 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?
5. Call the nurse -- George swallowed a napkin ring!
6. Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that's right, you have to work!
7. Kissey kissey.
8. Obama? I think he's downstairs smoking a butt.
9. Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?
10. I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full

Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of cabinet positions. And today he announced that he wants the surgeon general to be TV Dr. Sanjay Gupta. ISN'T THAT THE KID FROM 'AMERICAN IDOL'?



As you know, Governor Blagojevich is in trouble for allegedly trying to sell the Senate seat vacated by Barack Obama. And in an interview today, Blagojevich said ... 'If what I've done is impeachable, then I'm on the wrong planet.' That's what he said. Yeah, yeah. That would explain the Klingon helmet hair.