posted by Ahmad |


So hi :D i had such a busy day today. I heard its cold in New York City today, so cold that Sarah Palin spent $150,000 on mittens.


Everybody is excited about this, like a rock-and-roll star this Barack Obama. And remember at the convention or something and he did that thing with his wife, the fist-bump? And so now is, like, doing the fist-bump. And don't confuse that fist-bump with the last Democratic president's trademark. That was the intern-bump. Barack Obama, like many people, uses a Blackberry, but the Secret Service says this is a security hazard, so they took it away. I'm thinking, well, this is not fair. George Bush, do they let him keep his Gameboy? What's the problem?

The press is calling President-elect Barack Obama the first wired president, 'cause he's very big on e-mail and the internet and all that kind of stuff. But once he becomes president, he'll have to give up all personal communication devices because of security concerns. Looks like America is ready for a black president, they're just not ready for a Blackberry president.

Bizzare things which happened lately?

Driver sentenced for throwing axe at motorist

Some driver from Lancaster who threw an axe at another motorist, wounding him, has been sentenced to 37 days in jail. The man, 51, was sentenced Friday in Lancaster County Court for third-degree assault and criminal mischief after pleading no contest to the charges.

Authorities said two vehicles were traveling near an intersection on June 13 and one cut in front of the other, prompting both vehicles to stop. The man threw a 3-foot axe through the other driver's passenger window, striking him in the ribs with the blunt end.

Things I found out, while watching The History Channel, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and The National Geographic Channel

1. Hitler and Napoleon both had only one testicle.

2. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.

3. Jaguars are frightened by dogs.

4 Holland has the densest population per square mile of any nation in the world.

5. In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.

6. Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil.

7. In Atlanta, GA, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

8. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

9. In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

10. Hamsters blink one eye at a time.

11. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

12. In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs.

13. When a small amount of liquor were placed on a scorpion, it would instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

14. Homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association's list of mental illnesses until 1973.


JIMMY KIMMEL AND SARAH SILVERMAN BACK ON? :D