Saturday, 6 December 2008
Hello Saturday! :D ..and my birthday is comin up in 8 more days, eid al-adha in 3 more days, christmas in 19 more days, and most of all 'new year' which is comin up in 26 more days. Sorry if I miss include any other highlights, cause thats all I know. ..and I'll begin this post by putting a picture of a lemon
Our favourite Britney Spears' new album 'Circus' is now out! :D
Britney Spears unleashed the video for the title track of her new album Circus on ET Thursday night, December 4, to the delight of her fans.
Britney may still be tentative with her live performances but when it comes to her videos she goes for the jugular. The Circus video is vintage Britney: raw and stirring. It would probably stir you even if you were comatose!
The release was originally scheduled for Friday, December 5, but was moved a day ahead following a leak over the internet.
An extended preview of the video was released earlier by ET.
Hillary Clinton's nomination to become President-elect Barack Obama's secretary of state may give her the edge she needs to finally retire her massive campaign debt.
Christmas presents from the WWE anyone?
D-Generation X christmas promo :D
Saturday humour :D submitted to me by an anonymous women RE:INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7
YouTube Divorcee Tricia Walsh-Smith Releases Music Video
This music video was released 3 hours ago (5.00AM +GMT 08:00)
a YouTube sensation by slamming her husband in a series of video rants revealing intimate details of their marriage, resurfaces as a dominatrix looking for love in a new music video on her Web Site. "I need romance can't you see? / Tied in rubber ecstasy," she sings.
Also last night I played bowling with some other diplomats from the Bruneian Embassy.
Take a look at my score ;D
As usual, I tend to get all strikes :D
