Monday, 15 December 2008

1930's parkour, and the old-timey weirdness motherlode

Think that free-running was invented in the '90s by a group of French blokes? Think again. Doing the rounds on the internet is some archive footage from the 1930s, showing that people were leaping off buildings and running up walls decades ago:

Gnarly.

The footage comes from an even more excellent source - a 1977 film called Gizmo!, compiled from archive footage, showing all the crazy things that people got up to in the olden days. Luckily for us, the whole thing's available on Google Video, and it's thoroughly excellent - if you've got 79 minutes spare, and have a high tolerance for really badly dubbed black-and-white newsreel, you could do a lot worse than watching it.

Hey! Who throws shoes at Bush?

Did you see that? After he ducked the first shoe he even smiled.

We have an incoming

NORAD – the North American military organisation that provides early warning of incoming missile attacks – have launched their annual website that tracks Santa's progress around the world. They haven’t shot him out of the sky yet, which is good.

Restaurants here..

arabian food with..

belly dancers

Friday, 12 December 2008

Just some random shots from yesterday

We are lions, You are like a big bear, man!

Are these tough economic times getting you down? The daily slog sapping you of your will to live? Yep, us too. What you need is a good inspirational speech.

Fortunately for those of us without much time on our hands, one man has gathered together forty of the most rousing moments in cinema history, and combined them into one handy, all-purpose inspirational video.

So the next time you need to stand up to the system/win a sporting event despite being the underdog/get into a fight against some orcs, just fire it up and bask in the motivational glow.

No Time For A Real Women? Date A Robot Instead!

Home maid: Le Trung created Aiko the robot because he said he had no time for a real girlfriend.

She has a stunning figure, remembers your favourite drink and can have orgasm on demand. -_-"

Not only that but Aiko is polite to your family and is great with travel directions. Sounds like a nice partner?

Canadian Le Trung certainly thinks so – and he should know because he made her. Something he could live with for the rest of his life *haha*.

Illinois Governor Blagojevich. He was arrested for conspiring to sell the Senate seat vacated by Barack Obama. ... Let me tell you something. You know, you don't buy a Senate seat in this country. You take up donations. You go out. You lie to the American people. You make promises you are never going to keep. That's how you get to be a United States Senator. One guy, he was going to charge 150,000 dollars for the Senate seat, 200,000 dollars for the cup holder.

Merry Christmas From Britney Spears

I blame the media for brainwashing everybody to start making fun of Britney. I'm not a fan of Britney Spears but whats wrong with liking Britney anyway? You people follow everything the media says just to keep updated in today's world. The media knows how your brain works, thats why. Once the media starts with Miley Cyrus then all of you will turn into one of their victims. But its okay, Miley sucks anyway.

I miss you and her :)

Thursday, 11 December 2008

I haven't have much time to go online these days. I've been busy going out a lot dealing with work and stuff. But I'll get the time soon. My birthday is three more days. :)


I passed by the Bird's Nest Olympic Stadium lastnight, bigger than I imagined *thumbs up*

We are all of us living in the shadow of Springfield

Ever wanted to have the characters from Alan Moore’s classic comic Watchmen (soon to be a potentially awesome film), drawn in the style of The Simpsons, as your computer’s wallpaper? Well now you can, courtesy of Springfield Punx - where there's much, much more lovely Simpsons-style art to be found.

Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevichis now in federal custody on corruption charges. The governor, they say he conspired to sell the U.S. Senate seat held by Barack Obama. Remember he left it vacant? He was trying to sell it to the highest bidder. Yeah, now, I don't want to say he was brazen about it, but he did it on eBay. He's facing jail time, which will be a switch. In federal prison, he'll be going to the highest bidder. See, it's totally different now.

Rod Blagojevichis's ebay illustration :D

Well, President-elect Barack Obama and his family are gonna spend the holidays in his home state of Hawaii. And you know who couldn't be more thrilled with this? The press, the reporters who follow the president. Well, think about it. After eight years of spending every holiday cutting brush in Crawford, Texas, they get to go to Hawaii!

Tom Cruise gets his Blackberry stolen


To whoever has Tom Cruise's phone, you should do the dutiful thing here and post everything you find online. Seriously, do it now. Sure, the pictures of Katie Holmes trying to be sexy in men's suits are kinda boring, but the full schematics of his shoe lifts would be pretty interesting to see. Tom Cruise has been giving interviews in Toronto the last few days trying to get people to see his boring ass movie, Valkyrie, but good news: Somebody has his cell phone. Page six says:

"...National Post columnist Shinan Govani reports. "After Cruise did a full-hour interview with "Entertainment Tonight Canada," his people called the studio asking if anyone had found the gadget. "A search was done, but, nada," Govani said. "So, basically, someone in Toronto has Top Gun's crackberry."

Santa Gets Clawed By A Cat At A Store :D
(why was there even a cat in the store anyway? and whyd the cat wanted to take a picture with santa?)



Santa is nursing some bites and scratch marks after a big kitty that sat on his lap decided to be naughty, not nice. Jonathan Bebbington was playing the jolly old elf during a "Santa Paws" photo charity event at a PetsMart store in New Jersey when he was bitten.

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

Is was looking at the weather forecast for today and it looked better than all the other days, the highest temperature would be 5°c and the lowest would be 0°c. The local staff from the embassy convinced me that it would snow today. Well lets just see. Anyway, screw Tuesday's post. We could blame Monday for being so dull.






I went shopping yesterday and I got myself 'Shutter Shades', no I'm no Kanye West fan and I keep on thinkin I got screwed in the bargaining for a piece of plastic shades with no lens.



Weird stuff which happened yesterday which I found out..

A women smuggled a monkey down her blouse and said shes pregnant.

This is a chimp, not a monkey, but we just dont care.


She hid the monkey under her blouse on a flight from Thailand to Los Angeles and has been convicted of smuggling charges. The woman, Gypsy Lawson, from Spokane in Washington state, successfully passed through U.S. Customs in Los Angeles with the rhesus monkey hidden in her shirt after the November 2007 trip, according to The Spokesman-Review newspaper. Her mother, Fran Ogren, of Northport, Washington, accompanied her on the flight from Bangkok and was also convicted.

On politics..

It looks like Barack Obama has been giving jobs to all the Democrats who ran against him for president. You've got Joe Biden, he got vice president. Hillary Clinton, secretary of state, Bill Richardson, he ran against him, he got commerce secretary. And today, he even hired Dennis Kucinich to play the elf at next year's White House Christmas party.


John Cena and Kelly Kelly on MSNBC news (08.12.08) for Tribute To The Troops



I never knew US Military Troops get free tickets


What this guy says is true. Miley Cyrus cant dance, she just stand and rotates her head. The signature move. *haha*

Monday, 8 December 2008




First of all, a very good happy eid al-adha to all the Muslims back in Brunei Darussalam.

Translation:

Its as the thanks giving but we get sheep's for our meal instead of turkey in yours.

The one on left says: What do you think its gonna happen to us on this holiday?

The other answers: I hope we can get away and survive for gods sake.

And the big word down says Eid's paranoia.




Yesterday, I happen to pass by a chinese parade early in the morning in the town areas of mainland China. I have no clue what they were celebrating though, but I have to say it was very well choreographed.

Anyway, the Lame Duck has found a home for his presidential retirement

MSNBC news on 04.12.08

impressive anwers from the lame duck dont you think? :D

more interesting stuff..


On 7 December 2008, over 7,000 santas ran in Liverpool as part of the city's annual
5km (three-mile) Santa Dash for charity.

I dont know what happened to the rein deers but it was all for a good cause and good excercise for the jelly belly.

But the entrants failed to beat Los Angeles' world record for the largest number of Santas in a 5km run but still raised £130,000 for charity.

A new interview video hosted by Dan Levy aka 'Pieces Boy', with Chris Crocker, aka 'Leave Britney Alone Guy' ...or girl.


awkward :D

now lets see three of the most awkward quotes from this interview, according to me;

1."we're soulmates"

2."we're married, and i think at this time, i think theres some grandchildren that we've adopted."

3."i wanted to be the first guy (so now its a guy -_-") ever to do a crotch shot"





Have a great monday! :D